Uh-oh
My Shakespeare professor just sent me an email.
He said “We need to talk.”
I’m halfway between wanting to throw up and just not giving two shits.
One of my all-time favourite movies.
Harvard Baseball Team, “Call me Maybe”
My roommate said this is stupid.
I’m going to murder her.
(via kelseyloveskitties)
When people try and talk politics to me, all I hear is a math word problem that reads like this:
If I have 10 apples, and you smell like red, how many kittens will grown on the moon during the summer if an alien planted them there and you need to go to the bathroom traveling 15 miles per cardboard box?
Answer: Purple, because it smells better than 9.
Brilliant.
(Source: ohheymelshay, via donnaignoble)
I WILL ALWAYS REBLOG HIM <3
